Sep 05 2010
Federal Government is as Moses
Our school kids are lagging behind other countries in scientific studies; physics, geology, and math too. English proficiency is on a decline too, as educational experts wish to include ethnic dialects such as Ebonics into standard graduate requirements, as soon as those who practice Ebonics write the dictionary. History and ancient literature have been modernized to meet the ideology of elite ones who have become in touch with their deep feelings of how History should have been recorded. But you need not worry about the kids passing the tests, as no one is left behind.
After a few decades of mastering self-esteem training and eliminating playground bruised knees, Americans are still considered confused about bruised knees, elbows, how to sneeze, and how to get self-esteemed. We know that because Kathleen Sebelius is the cabinet level department head and she said “we have a lot of re-education to do”. She’s talking about all of us: Seniors, midders, 20/30 strugglers, teens and those right wing radical pre-Ks too. We all need to go back to school to relearn things, especially those things concerned with our health and respecting government authority.
Her department specialty is Health and Human Services, a very, very, highly important monopolistic agency that is very adept at informing us all what to do, when to do it and how in regards to our safety. She recently had a video about how to sneeze. Her job is “protecting the health of all Americans and providing essential human services, especially for those who are least able to help themselves.” Now that includes things like the best way to exercise, the basics of eating right, how to maintain a healthy lifestyle, when to get a vaccination shot, what tests are needed to monitor your health, and all things pertaining to safety in the work place, at home, in a shelter or roaming somewhere.
With a budget of $845.4 billion you’d think she have someone on her staff to advise her to sit down and shut up, that Americans don’t need you to tell them how to sneeze. Every year the agency gets deeper in debt as our population keeps growing while they are concerned that there are too many people already. Wow. How does she sleep at night worrying about all that stuff? I had enough time keeping my four kids somewhat healthy, but how can she keep 300 million healthy? No one had to tell me that exercise was good for me, and that vegetables was better for my body than greasy french fries, and when a kid scraped his head and shoulder falling off the bike because he was playing an Evil Knievel trick then the kid learned a bit about bicycle tricks.
Where was HHS back then? PBS was not broadcasting sneezing hints.
Evidently, HHS feels we’ve been doing these things all wrong for generations now as we the people just don’t get it. We don’t exercise enough. We don’t eat right. We don’t maintain our health very well. We seem to skip the shots. We don’t know much about the tests we should take. We know nothing about keeping the workplace safe, the home safe, sound and healthy. We don’t train our kiddies very well in the right and approved tested methods of playground playing. Are we just stubborn or just plain dumb?
I guess she’s right. We have a lot of re-education to do. Just imagine what a country this would be if we all just fell in line and followed the advice of HHS. No fat kids. No skinny kids. No sick kids. No hungry kids. No hurt kids. No angry kids. No bullies. No gender specific kids. No one left behind. Every kid gets an ‘A” in self-esteem, bigotedlessness and playground activities.
Hmm? The government is as Moses readying to take us over to the promised land.