Apr 30 2009
Now listen up. When the nanny speaks pay attention.
How did America become the Nanny State that it is?
We’ve got bureaucrats and politicians telling us, the we the people, what to do, how to do it, and when and where to do it, continually, day in and day out they’re instructing the country on something of grave importance. I imagine that many Americans will not go to work, nor send their kids off to the public school indoctrination centers without checking the latest instructions and warnings from the local, or the national news networks first.
The chief nanny spoke to America last night congratulating himself on his first 100 days, and the assistant nanny had a word or two to say also, but then had to come back and correct his first words. He backed off. But it’s still an important message for all of us. If it’s good for his own family, it must be good enough for the 306 million rest of us. He, that Joe Biden fellow, the nanny in charge of public attitude and comfort, said that he would not recommend taking commercial air flights, nor would it be a good idea to travel by subway either.
Why?
Well, it seems to him, that riding in a plane or subway would put oneself in danger of catching a flu like virus from some unaware sicko riding along in those same closed in conditions. You should wear a mask, wash your hands between sneezes, cover your mouth during a cough (leave the mask on if you’ve got one), stay home from work if you’re sick and keep the kids home from school if they are sick.
Putting the sarcasm aside for a bit, the World Health Organization says it’s not yet a pandemic, but it could become one as 8 people have died from the flu called swine, and there are 257 confirmed cases worldwide.
Compared to previous years, this is a non issue . . . but the year is not over yet . . . it could develop . . . into a real pandemic . . . but then, it might not . . . so, listen to nanny. . . everyday for updates.
No word yet from the airline industry for their response. Private industry, workers care about not having passengers to care for.
No word yet from the subway system of the various cities. Government industry, workers don’t care about not having passengers to care for.
Thank You Mr. VP.
I’m so glad we’ve got a VP who is so concerned for us citizens, and non–citizens too, that he’s willing to interrupt his monopoly game with lobbyists to inform us all of what to do.
How did America ever expand and grow without news warnings every hour on the hour. . . if not more often.
NEWS ALERT.
A THUNDERSTORM IS BREWING OVER THE KANSAS WESTERN PLAINS AND ALL WAGON TRAINS HEADING IN THAT DIRECTION SHOULD SEEK COVER. THERE COULD BE HAIL THE SIZE OF GOLF BALLS, WHICH WOULD DEVASTATE YOUR CANVAS COVERING AND SPOOK THE HORSES. AVOID THE AREA.